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Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Day 124: Operation: "Get With It!"

This day has not been the greatest. A $75 ticket for expired plates (yes, my fault), another event that will remain nameless (although I was anticipating its arrival, still sucks monkey balls) followed by a lovely 3 hour stay at the DMV (the lack of employment's fault) all topped off with a rather depressing view of my checking and savings account. So this afternoon I sat around feeling sorry for myself for about, oh, 2 hours, and took an afternoon nap. I then was so graciously awoken by a smile. I do love me some Joshua smile.

I have snapped out of it and decided that instead of moping around, I'm gonna "Get With It!" (sidenote this will probably be the title of the self-help book I will write someday) Here are the top 10 steps of Lindsey's "Get With It!" program.

#1) Open the yoga mat that has remained unopened in living room for an embarrassing 10 months (wish I was joking).
#2) remove dust bunnies from under bed, and in various other dark crevasses around the house.
#3) Since a gym membership is not on the budget right now, dust off the modest weight set you have bestowed in the corner.
#4) Run 3 miles, without puking
#5) give new meaning to the phrase "a little toned up"
#6) Fit (comfortably) into favorite jeans
#7) Get back on a microphone. Make people laugh.
#8) Reconnect with old friends. Make some new ones
#9) Use the large amount of jewelry provisions and make something out of it for gosh sakes!
and finally #10) Find a job that makes you happy

These steps are only the beginning, I plan on adding much more as the "Get With It!" program matures.

This is my "Get With It!" face....i suggest everyone perfect theirs :)

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